I Haven’t Touched Grass Tee
The official shirt of gamers, grinders, and certified screen dwellers.
How many days has it been since you touched grass? Write it in. Wear it proud.
This tee is breathable, funny, and dangerously relatable. Great for streamers, coders, night owls, and online legends who forgot what the sun feels like.
🕹️ Soft, comfy, and pre-shrunk
🌱 Grass not included
📦 Ships in 5–11 days
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Grandpa
- Email: contact@support.noobsloveme.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Haven’t Touched Grass Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|