Touchless Grasswear™

I Promise Not To Touch Grass

🌱 NO-GRASS GANG LEADERBOARD

Think you’re the most inside person alive? Submit how many days you’ve gone without touching grass. 👉 Leaderboard drops soon. First 100 entries get OG status.

Don’t fake your numbers. Grandpa sees all.

🌱 NO-GRASS LEADERBOARD SUBMISSION

Enter your name and how many days you've gone without touching grass.

🟩 [ I Haven’t Touched Grass in ___ Days ]

🌱 NO-GRASS GANG LEADERBOARD (LIVE)

Verified pledgers only. If you see your name, you’re officially locked in.
Legends don’t touch grass.

🗣️ CtrlAltElite just joined the leaderboard • AFKSinceBirth is 365 days grass-free • BashQueen87 sleeps in a chair • VRVamp’s headset fogged up • Tryhardnoob is grass-proof 💪

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